Corrupt a Wish

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, but the rain only falls on the fields. The rest of Michigan gets nada in the precipitation department.

I wish I could get to Elkhart before late Sunday afternoon.


For what it's worth, Kimmel was on when I wrote my last corrupt/wish. The show ends about 1230 am here (Central Time).

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, you have to hitch a ride with Farmer Dave over there....

I wish Steve would have read before he posted.

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, but he posted anyway.

I wish I hadn't woken up to the sound of illegal fireworks exploding nearby.

[Railnut]

Granted..now you are waking up to the fire alarms going off because of the illegal fireworks you wished to not hear..now the buildings on fire..

I wish for a good Star Trek episode (original series)

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, you are a Klingon.

I wish to not have to go to work this weekend

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, you get to go in and hand out all day and even get paid for it.

I wish I had more people in my department who can lift more than 20 pounds.

[Railnut]

Granted..now everyone can lift 75 pounds..with one had..and your are now the odd man out...

I wish the GEVO's would stay stored..

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted. Kind of. After much research, the GEVOs are found to be far less environmentally friendly than GE let on. In addition to heavy EPA fines, and a drastic fall in GE's stock price, GE spins their railroad locomotive division off to an unknown and disreputable French company who subsequently announces that all GE warranties are null and void. As the railroads now refuse to continue payments on their leases,the GEVOs are repossessed by the leasing companies, but the demand for the GEVO has totally evaporated, which means the easiest way to turn a profit on the GEVOs is via razor blades. Yep. You got it. The GEVOs are now history.

I wish the SRI crowd didn't throw a fit every time someone isn't 100% positive about their (SRI's) contributions to steam preservation.

[ns8401]

Granted... They Cheer instead

I wish I knew what they did when something good happened...

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, they destory everything they try to preserve.

I wish Charles was right about me going to work, I wasn't even scheduled this weekend

[AARR]

Granted, Charles is right and you have to go to work. But you end up having a dispute with your boss and are suspended for a week. But that gives you more time for railfanning so it's not so bad.

I wish to see a rematch between Tyrannosauras Rex and Spinosauras from Jurassic Park 2

[SW]

Granted, but just when it airs, Mrs. Simon comes into the room and says she has some work for you do.

I wish James would go to Wellsboro and help clean up the derailment.

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, I get all access. Even a cab ride with the RJ Corman Guys, and they happen to bring the Chinese 2-10-2's to help with the derailment!

I wish I knew why Steve wished like that.

[Railnut]

Granted..but in doing so..you accidently leaked the secret doccuments..now the Nazi's and Masons are coming after you..good luck with that.

I wish public schools would correctly teach about the founding fathers..

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, its John Footp&*(), not John Hancock. (If you've seen Family Guy you can fill that in)

I wish to upgrade all my HO scale equipment to DCC

[Crow T Robot]

Granted, its John Footp&*(), not John Hancock. (If you've seen Family Guy you can fill that in)

I wish to upgrade all my HO scale equipment to DCC

Granted but when you get it done the tables turn and everyones running ACC(whatever the heck that could be)

I wish I had a wish to wish on to corrupt a wish

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, you wish for a fish, on a big blue dish at a resturant with a pretty B^&*% named Trish.

I wish for something.

[SW]

Granted. But since nobody knows what you wished for, nobody cares.

I wish the Lions and Tigers would finally win today.

[AARR]

Granted, but afterwards both go back to their losing ways and the Lions end up 1-15 and the Tigers end up in 3rd place behind Minnesota and Chicago

I wish there were still some gigantic dinosaurs alive and florishing

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, look at Bill and Steve.

I wish to get good photos and video of R386 and R390 today in Plymouth