Corrupt a Wish

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted your swimming right next to the whale. Then all of a sudden another blue whale shows up and starts communicating with the one your swimming with,and the conversation went like this ( if they spoke in english)
Hiya Norton... Hey Ralph..... Ralph sayes" Norton whatcha got there next to you".. Norton replies "How should I know I was just taking my afternoon swim and this thing shows up and tags along with me". Ralph sayes " Well never mind that... What do you wanna do this afternoon? Alice and Trixie are still out. Norton goes and sayes "Hey you want to play some table tennis?" We are real close to that rocky shoal.
Anyway you still owe me 4.6 tons of krill ( thats what they eat) from last week wann get even? Ralph sayes ok your on but what do we use for a ball? No more mines here. Norton replies "Why dont we use this thing next to me it looks kind of rubbery maybe it will bounce pretty good.



I wish that tonight business meeting will end before 10pm

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, the business meeting ends before 10. But you can't make it out the door before you get sucked into three more projects, two of which have nothing to do with trains. On the way home, the cops have every major intersection blocked off, as part of a "drill." After driving through stop and go traffic in the various alleys between your meeting and home, you finally arrive home at 1am.

I wish I could corrupt wishes as well as Bill.

[SW]

Granted, but you'll have to quit Menard's to have the time to do it!

I wish the rain holds off this evening after work so I can go for a bike ride.

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, Bill being frusterated at the meeting running over, hits you just as you get onto Starkweather.

I wish for Steve to get rained on.

[SW]

Not granted. I'm not in Michigan, the rain stopped, and I got in a 12 mile ride after work. Along the way, got a couple of shots of the Hawkeye Express, parked in a siding with IANR 678 (F40PHR) leading (and a Rock Island herald on the nose).

I wish James had something positive to wish for.

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, I win $10,000 dollars!

I wish Steve and Bill to have a good weekend.

[AARR]

Granted, they have a wonderful time. They see lots of great sights. Hear all the sweet sounds. Taste the delightful pleasures life has to offer. Feel the sensuous touches. It's all wonderful. Then Bill's cell phone wrings...let's listen in. Oh, it's Mrs. PSG:
Mrs. PSG - Where are you?
Bill - Um, out with Steve
Mrs. PSG - WHAT! You haven't done your chores. Just when were you planning on coming home?
Bill - Um, soon?
Mrs. PSG - SOON MEANING NOW MISTER!!! I"VE GOT LOTS FOR YOU TO DO.
Bill - Yes dear...
Mrs. PSG - AND NO MORE TALKING TO THAT DON SIMON. HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE...
Bill - Sorry dear. I'm coming right home


I wish I could be the boss of my house once in a while

[SW]

Granted. Your wife and kids go on yet another adventure that you can only aspire to. But you're boss while they're gone. Only there's no one to boss.

I wish I could get something useful done today.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted you saw Ralph and Norton the Blue Whales playing table tennis and using Don as the ball.
So you jumped in and pushed him aside. Now Ralph and Norton had a better idea on what to do while Alice and Trixie
were gone. Its ultimate frisbee time, and now you are a very useful frisbee.

I wish that everyone who will sign for the prototype operation night at the club will show up

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, however at the last minute, you spot Ralph and Norton (the whales) at the bottom of the list. Have fun getting them into your aisles...

I wish I didn't have more Christmas set to look forward to when my vacation ends.

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, but I think I need to start a Decoder Book on Charles.

I wish to see Steve getting used as a tennis ball.

Granted, they have a wonderful time. They see lots of great sights. Hear all the sweet sounds. Taste the delightful pleasures life has to offer. Feel the sensuous touches. It's all wonderful. Then Bill's cell phone wrings...let's listen in. Oh, it's Mrs. PSG:
Mrs. PSG - Where are you?
Bill - Um, out with Steve
Mrs. PSG - WHAT! You haven't done your chores. Just when were you planning on coming home?
Bill - Um, soon?
Mrs. PSG - SOON MEANING NOW MISTER!!! I"VE GOT LOTS FOR YOU TO DO.
Bill - Yes dear...
Mrs. PSG - AND NO MORE TALKING TO THAT DON SIMON. HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE...
Bill - Sorry dear. I'm coming right home


Thats Great Don.

I wish I could be the boss of my house once in a while

[AARR]

Granted, the blue whales Ralph and Norton are swatting SW around allowing Don to escape. SW discovers, while he likes blue whales, he does not like being smacked around. It hurts! A lot! Fortunately, the Blue Whales get bored and leave SW to recoup from his pain. And then a white shark shows up... and its hungry...this does not look good for SW

I wish to know how this story ends

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, Steve dies and goes to Choo Choo Heaven. Then reality hits and he wakes up with Corky.

I wish to see how this plays out.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted But its kind of hard for SW to wake up with Corky when she is living with Big Foot and T REX in the U.P.

( By the way if anybody wanted to know what happen to them and the 12 dogs they are happy living in the UP. with Big Foot and T REX.)

SW is talking in his sleep and saying "Wanda you know I am that ticklish there and it drives me crazy, but don't stop. Then he hears a voice saying " SIR.... SIR ....Are you ok? Then SW wakes up in a bed in the middle of a Art Van's show room with a bunch of people around the bed and the sales person talking to him and wanted to know who Wanda is and what is her phone number.

I wish James would go back a couple of pages on Corrupt a wish and read what happen to Corky & Quacky.

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, but my wish stays the same.

I wish Bill would build his dream layout

[SW]

Granted. But it is for his railroad club, because once again they have asked him to do something and once again he couldn't say no.

I wish James would stop making stupid wishes.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted he signs up for SW,PSG internet college course on How to Corrupt A Wish but he could not afford the tuition. So he signed up for Conrailmike"s mail correspondence course. on "How not to Corrupt a Wish" but he got an incomplete on his final exam cause it came back marked insuffisant fund & wrong address .



I wish SW and myself would start a Internet College Course on how to corrupt a wish
( we can make a killing$$$$$$$)

[AARR]

Granted, it's called Corrupting Wishes for Dummies and I'm your first, only, and last student...and I still don't get it

I wish ADBF would take over CSX's West Detroit Branch and CR's Terminal West branch. Then we could chase their train, snap pictures, and post them here and get ready for the harassment calls and threats

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted, it's called Corrupting Wishes for Dummies and I'm your first, only, and last student...and I still don't get it

Well Don if you would have paid more attention in class and quit raising your hand and asked "Can I be excused to go to the bathroom every 10 mins. you would have gotten a better grade

I wish ADBF would take over CSX's West Detroit Branch and CR's Terminal West branch. Then we could chase their train, snap pictures, and post them here and get ready for the harassment calls and threats

Granted but ADBF found out its cheaper to put armed guards on the side of the engines and had orders to "Shoot first and ask question later" than to make all those phone calls
I wish that ESU lokpilot would put a list on there websight on which decoder works the best on what locomotive
like Digitrax does

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, then they don't have customer service personnel anymore, and thats more people unemplyed.

I wish I could burn Bill and Steve's "How to Corrupt a Wish for Dummies" Book