For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:Would you rather owe the IRS money or owe the mafia money?
What's the difference . I'd rather owe the IRS. It might take them several years to process my case. Mafia won't play that long .
Would you rather eat tablespoon of cinnamon or salt?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have an awesome wardrobe but be unattractive or very attractive but wear the same clothes daily?
I'm considered unattractive and I would wear my same clothes daily if Mrs. Simon wouldn't nag me about it
Would you rather be black in a white neighborhood or white in a black neighborhood?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather be black in a white neighborhood or white in a black neighborhood?
Well being the odd man out can really suck but I'll go with black and have all the white liberals fall all over themselves to prove they are not racists
Would you rather live have trouble breathing or troubling seeing?
Michael wrote:Would you rather live have trouble breathing or troubling seeing?
I'm getting along well with a good heart but not so good eyes so I'll stick with it
Would you rather get severely burned or frostbite?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be the CEO or AMAZON or the CEO of GOOGLE?
Google, they're my customer and the free food in their cafeteria is the BOMB
Would you rather be an eagle or a shark?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather eat only canned foods for a year or only frozen foods for a year?
Frozen Pop Tarts for a year!!!
Would you rather always speak what you're thinking out loud or never communicate/speak at all?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be a big fish in a little pond or a small fish in a big pond?
I'll go for the big fish in a little pond and enjoy what I have until it's all gone
Would you rather go back to horses for transportation or never be able to walk?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather go skiing or sledding?
Skiing...I feel the need for speed...and an accident
Would you rather wear the same clothes every day (although you may wash them) or have to buy enough clothes so you never wear the same thing twice ever again?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather wear the same clothes every day (although you may wash them) or have to buy enough clothes so you never wear the same thing twice ever again?
I have been doing the first all my life. I think it would be nice to second for the rest of my life
Would you rather your children be all girls or all boys?
Michael wrote:Would you rather your children be all girls or all boys?
All boys...much easier to deal with during the teen years.
Would you rather your children be all boys or girls?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Cat...I don't beg for food or other stupid animal tricks
Would you rather master every program language or spoken language?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather master every program language or spoken language?
Spoken language......although I'd have no one to talk to
Would you rather spend 1 year in a maximum security prison with very hardened criminals or 20 years in a minimum security prison with relatively friendly people?
Michael wrote:Would you rather spend 1 year in a maximum security prison with very hardened criminals or 20 years in a minimum security prison with relatively friendly people?
One year in a max prison. But I won't take a shower
Would you rather listen to a politician you dislike for 24 hours or watch a movie with an actor/actress who promotes a political point of view you dislike for 24 hours?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather listen to a politician you dislike for 24 hours or watch a movie with an actor/actress who promotes a political point of view you dislike for 24 hours?
Neither. That would cramp my lifestyle
Would you rather never leave a 20 miles radius from your home for the rest of your life or never be able to come back to Michigan ever again?