Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish that the power plant in Port Sheldon wouldn't shut down

Granted, but the coal now arrives by ship rather than railroad.


I wish the ROW between Owosso and Lowell reopened

[Michael]

I wish the ROW between Owosso and Lowell reopened

Granted. But there are no customers or trains




I wish all of AARR's paper railroads became a reality

[AARR]

I wish all of AARR's paper railroads became a reality

Granted, but they all go bankrupt.


I wish to make everyone happy

[Michael]

I wish to make everyone happy

Granted. But only 1 time and not for long as you start giving all your money away.
Soon afterwards you're broke and no one is happy with the amount they got.




I wish for the miracle cure

[AARR]

I wish for the miracle cure

Granted, but it's not for you. You still have Foamer Fever.


I wish GLR&SVP would pay less attention at school and more attention on Super Long Threads

[Michael]

I wish GLR&SVP would pay less attention at school and more attention on Super Long Threads

I love that wish. I am not even going to corrupt it.




I wish Daniel S and his brothers would also get their priorities straight.

[AARR]

I wish Daniel S and his brothers would also get their priorities straight.

Granted, they create passenger train memes.


I wish I was as good as I once was

[Michael]

I wish I was as good as I once was

Granted. You are now even better than you once were!

But it not what you were hoping for




I wish AARR's work would bring him to Plymouth

[AARR]

I wish AARR's work would bring him to Plymouth

Granted, in the Plymouth jail.


I wish GLC would buy those SD38-2's they promised

[Michael]

I wish GLC would buy those SD38-2's they promised

Granted. But they never use them




I wish for a palate cleanser

[AARR]

I wish for a palate cleanser

Granted, it works so well you are in the bathroom for 24 hours.


I wish to understand the facts before I react and explode

[GLR&SVP]

Granted but all your brain power goes to understanding

I wish that we could have someone other then the regulars post

[AARR]

I wish that we could have someone other then the regulars post

Granted, but they post their responses in the wrong threads.
https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/r ... ORM=VAMGZC


I wish to connect the dots

[Michael]

I wish to connect the dots

Granted. But they lead to more mystery



I wish for more distractions

[AARR]

I wish for more distractions

Granted, this will keep you distracted for a while.


I wish to place Michael under my spell

[Michael]

I wish to place Michael under my spell

Granted. But it is a different Michael

And he won't leave you alone



I wish I got everything I wanted.

[AARR]

I wish I got everything I wanted.

Granted, but you still don't get everything you want.


I wish to build a nice model railroad

[Michael]

I wish to build a nice model railroad

Granted. Very nice!

But only by grandson's standards



I wish for the word "game changer" to be banned. That would definitely be a game changer.

[AARR]

I wish for the word "game changer" to be banned. That would definitely be a game changer.

Granted, but it's replaced by the "New Normal".


I wish I could retire

[Michael]

More like NEW ABNORMAL

I wish I could retire

Granted. But this is your new abnormal in retirement



I wish for more healing