Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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AARR wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2025 2:23 pm
I wish Mrs. Michael will move with Michael when he goes off-grid.


Granted. For about 10 minutes
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I still think my wife is convinced that there is a TV crew following her around like MTV the "Real World"


I wish the Bills win the super bowl.

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2025 9:55 am
I wish the Bills win the super bowl.
Granted, but Hell will only freeze over if the Lions win the Super Bowl.
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I wish we can all just be friends
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2025 10:12 am
I wish we can all just be friends
Granted. But all your new found FRIENDS hit you up for LOANS and FAVORS




I wish to bask in the moment

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Michael wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2025 5:29 pm
I wish to bask in the moment
Granted, but you lose your Most Humble Man Award to Dr. Ray.
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I wish to be pardoned for any future crimes
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2025 5:34 pm
I wish to be pardoned for any future crimes

Granted. But you waste your get out of jail card on overdue library books, occasional speeding, stealing "free" samples at COSTCO and the occasional profanity.
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I wish I had not scared off everyone from the Super Long Threads

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Michael wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 2:17 pm
I wish I had not scared off everyone from the Super Long Threads
Granted, after Mrs Michael sees how much time you spend here she is scared off.
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I wish Michael would start a thread detailing the history of each AA GP35
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:00 pm
I wish Michael would start a thread detailing the history of each AA GP35

Granted. But he uses ChatGPT
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I wish to slow down time

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2025 1:00 pm
I wish to slow down time
Granted, but it only slows down for you. The rest of the Michael clan goes at normal warp speed and runs you over.
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I wish David and Michael had a model railroading operating session with me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Thu Jan 23, 2025 3:01 pm
I wish David and Michael had a model railroading operating session with me

Granted. It starts out well but then....




I wish AARR had that layout in his house

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:42 am
I wish AARR had that layout in his house
Granted, but then I have to work 60 hours a week to afford it and don't have time to play.
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I wish Michael would play pickleball with me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:20 am
I wish Michael would play pickleball with me
Granted. But outside in winter is a terrible time to start
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I wish to know where David Collins is?

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2025 8:11 am
I wish to know where David Collins is?
Granted, he is taking every Amtrak route across the U.S.
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I wish I could say my snappy come-backs immediately rather than an hour later
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2025 9:01 am
I wish I could say my snappy come-backs immediately rather than an hour later

Granted. But it ends with you getting fired.
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I wish AARR a great weekend

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2025 1:23 pm
I wish AARR a great weekend
Granted, I babysit your kids while you and Mrs. Michael have a nice day by yourselves. Your kids and me have a great time.
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I wish for a new email address
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2025 6:24 pm
I wish for a new email address

Granted. But all you get is SPAM and work emails
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I wish for an early Spring

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Michael wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2025 7:00 pm
I wish for an early Spring
Granted, but afterwards it's winter again until May.
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I wish I possessed AI
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2025 7:22 pm
I wish I possessed AI

Granted. But it comes with some subtle physical changes
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I wish AARR and I could work for the oxymoronic Department of Government Efficiency

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Michael wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2025 9:30 am
I wish AARR and I could work for the oxymoronic Department of Government Efficiency
Granted, but our commonsense solutions are considered stupid, and we end up in a scenario like the movie Idiocracy.
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I wish to have the powers of Spiderman
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2025 12:04 pm
I wish to have the powers of Spiderman

Granted. But you are the size of a spider too
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I wish for something out of the ordinary

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Michael wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2025 8:15 am
I wish for something out of the ordinary
Granted, both Mrs AARR and Michael are happy (they are up to something)
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I wish to live off-grid alone
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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