Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2024 11:13 am
I wish to be an expert at flying drones with cameras

Granted. Excellent work https://www.pinterest.com/pin/453596993723745670/
But you are pretty much useless at everything else
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I wish to go deer hunting with AARR

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Michael wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2024 7:04 pm
I wish to go deer hunting with AARR
Granted, but you are embarrassed that I run around the forest naked yelling, "Here deer", and consider shooting me.
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I wish to write Political Memes with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2024 7:32 pm
I wish to write Political Memes with Michael

Granted. But they go viral! We quit our day jobs (whatever those are) we make millions and become social media influencers!



I secretly wish Michigan would have lost :lol:

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Michael wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2024 7:00 pm
I secretly wish Michigan would have lost :lol:
Granted, but that makes half your family unhappy including Mrs. Michael and then you are also unhappy.
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I wish the Lions had all their players healthy
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2024 7:28 pm
I wish the Lions had all their players healthy

Granted. But it is still not enough to win to the Super Bowl
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I wish AARR and I could watch really lousy movies and make fun on them as part of a TV show called "something something Theater"

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Michael wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2024 7:38 am
I wish AARR and I could watch really lousy movies and make fun on them as part of a TV show called "something something Theater"
Granted, but we are sued by MST 3000, lose all our money, and live in destitute. With no talent other than posting on the RRFan.com board we have to beg for money.
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I wish ~Z~ would pay us to manage RRFan.com.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2024 7:53 am
I wish ~Z~ would pay us to manage RRFan.com.

Granted. But within 1 week its as dead as https://members4.boardhost.com/OtherMichRRs/
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I wish for a pardon for past, present and future crimes

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Michael wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2024 11:44 am
I wish for a pardon for past, present and future crimes
Granted, but you never get a free pass from Mrs. Michael.
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I wish to go to Durand with my friends from RRFan.com
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Amen brother

AARR wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:11 pm
I wish to go to Durand with my friends from RRFan.com


Granted. But they are not happy to see you
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I wish railfans still hung out in Plymouth

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Michael wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2024 6:45 am
I wish railfans still hung out in Plymouth
Granted, but there are no trains...
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I wish anything would be happy to see me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2024 7:49 am
I wish anything would be happy to see me

Granted. But it is just Mrs AARR with her weekly honey do list
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I'd be happy to see you if you can to Plymouth. That is part of the Corrupt a Wish :lol:



I wish I had a wad of $100 that I could pass out to people and make their day

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Michael wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2024 4:43 pm
I wish I had a wad of $100 that I could pass out to people and make their day
Granted, I keep coming back to you in disguises and you give me all your hundred dollars.
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I wish to live inside my happy bubble
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2024 5:50 pm
I wish to live inside my happy bubble

Granted. But you are actually not that happy
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I wish think outside the bubble

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Michael wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2024 6:50 pm
I wish think outside the bubble
Granted, but you suffer from "Michael's" Law (instead of Murphy's Law).
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I wish to Live the Dream
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2024 7:46 pm
I wish to Live the Dream

Granted. But it is only in a dream
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I wish to have my whole family together for Christmas

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Michael wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2024 12:53 pm
I wish to have my whole family together for Christmas
Granted, but you bring up the Trump victory and a food fight breaks out...
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I wish Michael and I were Vampire Slayers
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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That did happen


AARR wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2024 3:37 pm
I wish Michael and I were Vampire Slayers

But that is considered a hate crime now




I wish my kids still enjoyed trains.

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Michael wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2024 6:16 am
I wish my kids still enjoyed trains.
Granted, but only the trains that run in Thompsonville.
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I wish to railfan at Delray and show everyone it is safe there
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2024 7:41 am
I wish to railfan at Delray and show everyone it is safe there


Granted. You show everyone that it is safe there but Ironically your home was robbed while you were out all night railfanning



I wish to show everyone that it perfect safe to railfan in Thompsonville despite what AARR says

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Michael wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2024 5:11 pm
I wish to show everyone that it perfect safe to railfan in Thompsonville despite what AARR says
Granted, but you get in trouble with the deer mafia and it proves I am right.
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I wish Michael knows I got his back
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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