For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
I wish quote movies and TV's perfectly....oh wait, I already do that
Granted, but nobody appreciates your talent except for me. Not even Mrs. Michael.
I wish to win the rock skipping contest
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish AARR remembers Bauhaus from his industrial punk band days
Granted, but I don't have rhythm and i mess up the dance routine.
I wish to have my youthful optimism back
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but now he and Jeff L fight over the number 1 spot and it turns into a gigantic RRFight.com melee.
I wish my doctor would write a prescription for more cheesecake
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to take AARR out for his birthday to the Cheesecake Factory
Granted, but Mrs AARR comes too and celebrates but hitting me in the face with it.
I wish Godzilla movies had more Godzilla action and less character development / plot
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish Godzilla movies had more Godzilla action and less character development / plot
Granted. The next movie is a prequal. It's 3 hours long! But it just shows Godzilla sleeping underground for 1000 years till he was woken up by an atomic bomb.
Granted, I don't know what a TED Talk is but I presume it involves talking so I will bore everyone with useless information.
I wish to know when a presentation changed to a TED Talk?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to know when a presentation changed to a TED Talk?
Granted. But you are saddened, although not at all surprised, to find out that it was indeed to diabolical work of Michael, that rebranded a simple talk into a TED TALK, just to make some money off it.
I wish AARR forgives me, even though I have no intentions of stopping.
I wish AARR forgives me, even though I have no intentions of stopping.
Granted, but I play a practical joke on you for messing with me.
I wish to undo my last computer update
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you are only allowed one of two points of view.
I wish for another useless RRFan.com poll
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish the mob votes for AARR and democracy is saved.
Granted, except after being voted in I get rich with bribes donations and favors, become a 1% and forget about the Middle Class.
I wish Michael and I become motivational speakers performing TED Talks
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...