Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish Michael took a selfie with Big Foot

Granted. But you finally come to realize that Bigfoot is not real




I wish to be as cool as AARR

[AARR]

I wish to be as cool as AARR

Granted, which is not very cool.


I wish to be as cool as Michael thinks I am

[Michael]

I wish to be as cool as Michael thinks I am

Granted. But it means hanging out with Mikey everyday too




I wish I had gotten a picture of the Armadillo I saw in TX

[AARR]

I wish I had gotten a picture of the Armadillo I saw in TX

Granted, but it was a decoy for the saber tooth tiger behind you.


I wish we could clone prehistoric dinosaurs and mammals

[Michael]

I wish we could clone prehistoric dinosaurs and mammals

Granted. But cavemen too!




I wish to move far away and meet all new people.

[AARR]

I wish to move far away and meet all new people.

Granted, you move to the planet !@#$%^&*() and next door to the coneheads

I wish Michael would move in next to me and offer his kids to rake my leaves

[Michael]

I wish Michael would move in next to me and offer his kids to rake my leaves

Granted. But they do not understand the concept and rake the entire neighborhoods' leaves into your yard

Maybe it's a good thing??



I wish for the worlds best pair of sun glasses

[AARR]

I wish for the worlds best pair of sun glasses

Granted, and I join you and we go together to the RRFan.com meet


I wish Michael would bike with me to RRFan.com meet

[Michael]

I wish Michael would bike with me to RRFan.com meet

Granted. But You end up doing most of the peddling



I wish that when I get there I don't embarrasses myself further with my lack of railroad knowledge

[AARR]

I wish that when I get there I don't embarrasses myself further with my lack of railroad knowledge

Granted, so you over compensate for it with your Dad Jokes .


I wish to find the cure for death

[Michael]

I wish to find the cure for death

Granted. But the cure is worse than death.



I wish I owned the Plymouth train station.

[AARR]

I wish I owned the Plymouth train station.

Granted, but you cross the line from casual fan to total geek.


I wish to sleep with my eyes wide open

[Michael]

I wish to sleep with my eyes wide open

Granted. But it is while your driving




I wish to laugh all the time

[AARR]

I wish to laugh all the time

Granted, but it's at your expense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7rJpRqK-8E

I wish to go fishing with Michael

[Michael]

I wish to go fishing with Michael

Granted. We spend WAY too much money to catch 1 fish.

BTW, I caught it.



I wish that AARR finally gets that bear sighting that he is hoping for.

[AARR]

I wish that AARR finally gets that bear sighting that he is hoping for.

Granted, but don't believe everything you hear about bears...


I wish Michael waves to me as I bike by his house

[Michael]

I wish Michael waves to me as I bike by his house

Granted. But after he waves

He chases you on foot.



I wish everyone a happy Friday

[AARR]

I wish everyone a happy Friday

Granted, but you have to sing the Friday song again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

I wish to raise chickens

[Michael]

I should have seen that coming. Although you missed out on saying BUT IT'S FRIDAY THE 13th

I wish to raise chickens

Granted. But they terrorize you and your family




I wish to come up with a good wish

[AARR]

I wish to come up with a good wish

Granted, you wish that everyone was just like you but then we can't appreciate the real you.


I wish to manage a zoo