Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2024 7:45 am
I wish the mother turkey and chicks were comfortable with me being around them


Granted. But you have to dress up a bit
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I wish it was Shark Week

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2024 8:54 am
I wish it was Shark Week
Bam! But you are the victim of a shark attack.
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I wish Michael and I would swim with white sharks
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2024 5:44 pm
I wish Michael and I would swim with white sharks

Granted. But we were naked and afraid and so it will never been shown :lol:



I wish to have a NON family vacation once a decade.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2024 11:34 am
I wish to have a NON family vacation once a decade.
Granted, you can join Mrs AARR and I as our butler...
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I wish products were as good as the ads said they were
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2024 2:54 pm
I wish products were as good as the ads said they were

Granted. These adult diapers really exceed your expectations!
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But unfortunately you really need them to work.



I wish I had not done a search for adult diapers

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2024 4:16 pm
I wish I had not done a search for adult diapers
Granted, instead you search for the answers to these perplexing questions...
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I wish to find the cure for cancer
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2024 6:24 pm
I wish to find the cure for cancer

Granted. But to your horror it involves; no railfanning, no exercise, no cheesecake, and obviously no shimmy shame.
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I wish to get a decent haircut

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2024 10:33 am
I wish to get a decent haircut
Granted, but you take this Green Energy thing too far.
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I wish that Z's bike ride goes smoother
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2024 10:48 am
I wish that Z's bike ride goes smoother

Granted. But he has to swap out his seat first.
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I wish to have no regrets

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Michael wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2024 12:19 pm
I wish to have no regrets
Granted, but you spell it wrong.
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I wish everyone was civil toward each other
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2024 7:03 pm
I wish everyone was civil toward each other

Granted. But you are pushed to your limits when Michael and his family move next door to you.
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I wish summer would slow down

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2024 9:17 am
I wish summer would slow down
Granted, but...
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I wish David Collins would take more day time videos of trains
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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