Corrupt a Wish

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Don't judge me by my shoes :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish my ankle would heal. Granted. But your doctor assures you these special orthopedic high heel shoes are the only way it will heal. Oddly enough you seem to enjoy the extra lift they give you.

I wish I had better ideas
Granted, but we don't understand :?


I wish Michael explains his better idea
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael explains his better idea


Granted and it is crazy but.....
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Still better





I wish to preach to the choir

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Michael wrote:I wish to preach to the choir
Granted, but it's not a very good choir :lol:


I wish for a mulligan
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a mulligan


Granted. But so does Mrs AARR :shock:
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I wish for serenity

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Michael wrote:I wish for serenity
Granted, 8)
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I wish for to hide the bodies
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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It really is a good point. The only thing we can change it ourselves.
AARR wrote:I wish for to hide the bodies

Granted. Michael helps you but can you trust him?
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I wish stick to my diet

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Michael wrote:I wish stick to my diet
Granted, it's the Michael Phelps diet :lol:


I wish to join Michael's diet
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to join Michael's diet


Granted. But Michael does most of the eating :roll:
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I wish to try acupuncture

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:lol: I'm rooting you on
Michael wrote:I wish to join Michael's diet. Granted. But Michael does most of the eating :roll:

I wish to try acupuncture
Granted, but you do it wrong :shock:
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I wish to assist Michael accupuncture
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to assist Michael acupuncture


Granted. But it requires ssing Michael in the nude :shock:
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I wish to try the world best pizza

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Dude, I'm eating breakfast when I read this :evil: :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to assist Michael acupuncture. Granted. But it requires assisting Michael in the nude :shock:

I wish to try the world best pizza
Granted, but you have to share it and your dog isn't into sharing :lol:
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I wish to forget that whole acupuncture thing
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to forget that whole acupuncture thing


Granted. After a short stay in the state hospital for night terrors you are given electroshock therapy
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but since it doesn't help you forget those horrible images you are given a lobotomy and now you can't remember anything :cry:
I guess I should have just used my neuralizer on AARR instead :lol:
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I wish to know if anyone in any government is ever held accountable?

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Michael wrote:I wish to know if anyone in any government is ever held accountable?
Not often enough
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I wish for to play golf with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for to play golf with Michael

Granted. But you discover that Michael is as obnoxious on the golf course as he is online :lol:
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I wish that AARR gives me another chance :)

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:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for to play golf with Michael. Granted. But you discover that Michael is as obnoxious on the golf course as he is online :lol:

I wish that AARR gives me another chance :)
Granted, but you discover I'll cheat to win :lol:
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I wish Michael lets me win
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael lets me win


Granted. Despite all your cheating Michael looks the other way and let's you win....
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....but all your cheating cost you quite a bit of money :lol:



I wish that AARR and I go putt putt golfing instead

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Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and I go putt putt golfing instead
Granted, but I embarrass you while celebrating a hole in one :lol:
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I wish to fish with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I can live with that :D
AARR wrote:I wish to fish with Michael


Granted. We go for the BIG fish
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But Michael keeps saying you're gonna need a bigger boat
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But you just keep singing sea shanties
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and drinking beer
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and in the end you go down with the fish :lol:
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I wish AARR had listen to me

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Touché :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to fish with Michael. Granted. We go for the BIG fish. But Michael keeps saying you're gonna need a bigger boat. But you just keep singing sea shanties.
and drinking beer. and in the end you go down with the fish :lol: .

I wish AARR had listen to me
Granted, and now I have to live with this vision :lol:
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I wish to jump ship
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to jump ship

Granted but you so in the open ocean in a huge storm
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We never do find you :cry:




I wish to waste not want not

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