Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:13 am

AARR wrote:I wish to root for a winning Detroit sports team





Granted. It's the Detroit Tiny Tots soccer team. They don't keep score but they are winning!

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Great sportsmanship too :lol:





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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:03 pm

Michael wrote:I wish AARR had become a priest

Granted, but only because my preferred title is rejected :lol:
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I wish to have the powers of superman for rail fanning
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:44 am

AARR wrote:I wish to have the powers of superman for rail fanning




Granted. But you get drunk then go destroy passenger trains
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Passenger trains are not real trains :lol:




I wish to help people
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:44 am

AARR wrote:I wish to have the powers of superman for rail fanning




Granted. But you get drunk then go destroy passenger trains
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Passenger trains are not real trains :lol:




I wish to help people
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:39 am

Michael wrote:I wish to help people

Granted, but the old lady you help thinks there's something more between you two :lol:
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I wish to help people
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:29 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to help people




Granted. But no good deed goes unpunished.



I wish to find a good alternative
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:34 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to find a good alternative

Granted, but it gets you in trouble with PETA :lol:
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I wish to join the elite
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:51 am

AARR wrote:I wish to join the elite



Granted, but it costs you your very soul
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I wish to turn a new leaf
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:42 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to turn a new leaf

Granted, but what's under wants to eat you :o :shock:
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I wish to start over
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:43 am

AARR wrote:I wish to start over




Granted. You start over again......and again.....and again.....and again.....and again.....
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I wish to change my username
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:39 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to change my username

Granted, but it's the equivalent of dividing by zero
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I wish Michael reveals his new username
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:24 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael reveals his new username






Granted. It's Mike now instead of Michael :roll:

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I wish for AARR to become a Deacon
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:55 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for AARR to become a Deacon

Granted,
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Did you say a Bacon :lol:

I wish for Michael to solve all the worlds problems
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:18 am

AARR wrote:I wish for Michael to solve all the worlds problems




Granted. But he doesn't tell anyone
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I wish A was A
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:58 pm

Michael wrote:I wish A was A

Granted, but you still can't get all your daughters to smile at once :lol:
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I wish D was Detroit and Mackinac Railroad
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:49 am

AARR wrote:I wish D was Detroit and Mackinac Railroad





Granted. But that one little change leads to the worst traffic jam of your life
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I wish to bring back the family station wagon
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:14 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to bring back the family station wagon

Granted, but it's for more than just kids anymore :lol:
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I wish Michael was President
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:55 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael was President



Granted. But after a failed coup d'etat, then failed impeachment, he is assassinated
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Oh, the corruption part......The Super Long Threads are closed :shock: :lol:




I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:53 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day

Granted, but it's difficult not to say a discouraging word when you put on your new hat :lol:
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I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day too
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:35 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day too



Granted.
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No one for 300 miles and not a cloud in the sky to block you from the scorching sun :D





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