Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:04 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to win the argument with Michael



Granted. But it is rather extreme :shock:
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I wish I could relax
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:14 pm

You're right, wife's pregnant argument is over. :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to win the argument with Michael. Granted. But it is rather extreme :shock:

I wish I could relax

Granted, but you do it at work :lol:
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I wish I could relax at the beach
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:27 pm

AARR wrote:I wish I could relax at the beach



Granted. Very relaxed.......
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But you are making everyone else uncomfortable :lol:



I wish to meet the real deal
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:05 pm

That picture makes me feel awkward :o
Michael wrote:I wish I could relax at the beach. Granted. Very relaxed.......But you are making everyone else uncomfortable :lol:

I wish to meet the real deal

Granted, but Al Yankovic's parodies are better


I wish for more Al Yankovic
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:34 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for more Al Yankovic



Granted. Now he lives next door to you!
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But it is just some cranky old Russian guy named Al Yankovic





I wish I had some role models
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:56 am

Michael wrote:I wish I had some role models

Granted, but you miss the chance to impress yours when God strolls by while you're having a bad halo day
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I wish for a good idea
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:43 am

AARR wrote:I wish for a good idea



Granted. At least you thought it was at the time :?
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The good news is that that same squirrel, unphased by getting hit, was able to push the car back upright :lol:




I wish for some chicken soup
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:19 pm

I drive a Honda Fit which is Honda's version of the Smart Car :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for a good idea. Granted. At least you thought it was at the time :? The good news is that that same squirrel, unphased by getting hit, was able to push the car back upright :lol:

I wish for some chicken soup

Granted, but you don't have the heart to take the first bite
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Anyway, it looks like it's bathing in your soup :lol:

I wish for no collateral damage
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:16 pm

My daughter has a FIT too. She calls him Fits :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for no collateral damage




Granted. But there is still plenty of the regular kind of damage
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But you make the best of it :lol:





I wish I wasn't sick :cry:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:18 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I wasn't sick :cry:

Granted, you're the only well one in your family
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And they don't want you :lol:

I wish to reboot
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:17 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to reboot



Granted. At your request your children reboot your life support system
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It doesn't work :cry:





I wish to keep my eye on the prize
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:10 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to keep my eye on the prize

Granted, but you'll want to remember that Mrs. Michael is the prize because...
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I wish for more free time to work on my model railroad
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:47 am

Then you will be tried by a jury of HER peers :roll:

AARR wrote:I wish for more free time to work on my model railroad




Granted. Plenty. Although the layout is not quite what you had in mind
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At least you have plenty of help :lol:




I wish to race AARR. Him in his FIT and me in mine 8)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:08 pm

That picture brings back great memories :D
Michael wrote:I wish for more free time to work on my model railroad. Granted. Plenty. Although the layout is not quite what you had in mind. At least you have plenty of help :lol:

I wish to race AARR. Him in his FIT and me in mine 8)

Granted, but at the last minute our wives save us from our stupidity and make us race something safer...
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but not nearly as manly :lol:

I wish Michael and I take the train to Chicago
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:09 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I take the train to Chicago



Granted. You, me and 10,000 other dudes :roll:
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We don't get one of the "first class" seats either :lol:




I wish to get off at the first stop
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:12 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to get off at the first stop

Granted, you get off at the most red neck city in MI :lol:
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I wish to get off at Chicago Station
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:12 am

Easy brother. I resemble that remark :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish to get off at Chicago Station




Granted. The 1st day goes well.....
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I wish to stop coughing :cry:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:27 am

Michael wrote:I wish to stop coughing :cry:

Granted, instead you can't stop farting :lol:
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I wish I could stop farting
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:19 pm

AARR wrote:I wish I could stop farting




Granted. But everyone around you can't stop :shock:





I wish for a good thunderstorm
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:39 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for a good thunderstorm

Granted, but your guardian angel uses the opportunity to get your attention :lol:
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I wish for a nice sunny day
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