Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to appear in a sitcom

Granted......along with Michael and Z but it is cancelled after only one episode.....and rightly so





I wish the globe was warming

[AARR]

I wish the globe was warming

Granted, but you'll have to listen to Al Gore gloat


I wish I saw a train today

[Michael]

I wish I saw a train today

Granted. But it was a passenger train.....

And we all know how you feel about passenger trains




I wish to have titanium nick nacks

[AARR]

Passenger trains don't count as trains

I wish I saw a train today. Granted. But it was a passenger train.....And we all know how you feel about passenger trains

I wish to have titanium nick nacks

Granted, it's a thermometer too which your cat says...


I wish to pass J_T's grammar and spelling class

[Michael]

I wish to pass J_T's grammar and spelling class

Granted. But you fail the drug test




I wish to trade

[AARR]

I wish to trade

Granted, but you're in the majority



I wish Michael wins big

[Michael]

I wish Michael wins big

Granted. But he quickly changes for the worst






I wish to play Kim Jong Un, Pope Francis and President Trump in a game of baseketball

[AARR]

I wish to play Kim Jong Un, Pope Francis and President Trump in a game of basketball

Granted, but they end up arguing about something political. But it's irrelevant because you go home and argue with Mrs. Michael


I wish Z had organized a RRFan.com bike ride

[Michael]

There has never been a truer or more depressing flowchart

I wish Z had organized a RRFan.com bike ride

Granted. A great turnout too!!! but Railrod1949 didn't read the bike part and shows up in a car


When the dust settles it turns out he was in a hurry to reveal the answer to the "Where is it?" location




I wish I had an awesome bike

[AARR]

The funny part is there's an element of truth to your statement

I wish Z had organized a RRFan.com bike ride. Granted. A great turnout too!!! but Railrod1949 didn't read the bike part and shows up in a car. When the dust settles it turns out he was in a hurry to reveal the answer to the "Where is it?" location

I wish I had an awesome bike

Granted, but you just go in circles


I wish 1949 got the message right and brought a bike

[Michael]

I wish 1949 got the message right and brought a bike

Granted. But I think as bad as him crashing his car into dozens of people was........

.....this is worse





I wish for an ad/commercial free world

[AARR]

Yes it is worse

I wish 1949 got the message right and brought a bike. Granted. But I think as bad as him crashing his car into dozens of people was.............this is worse

I wish for an ad/commercial free world

Granted, instead it's all infomercials



I wish to own a ranch

[Michael]

I wish to own a ranch

Granted. You own a dude ranch for city slickers but you never quite get the hang of it




I wish to figure out how to make a turd sandwich taste good

[AARR]

I wish to figure out how to make a turd sandwich taste good

Granted, disguise it as chocolate


I wish that I didn't get caught in the hail storm while biking Saturday

[Michael]

I wish that I didn't get caught in the hail storm while biking Saturday

Granted. But you do get caught driving in it





I wish to laugh in the face of danger

[AARR]

I wish to laugh in the face of danger

Granted, but you have a clause written in small print


I wish to laugh in the face of danger

[Michael]

I wish to laugh in the face of danger

Granted. But Mrs AARR doesn't appreciate it !

Who's laughing now?



I wish make it up as I go along

[AARR]

Michael is laughing now

I wish to laugh in the face of danger. Granted. But Mrs AARR doesn't appreciate it ! Who's laughing now?

I wish make it up as I go along

Granted, but your conscience gets the best of you and you tell the truth


I wish for no gossip

[Michael]

I wish for no gossip

Granted.....and just like that there are no longer any women on the planet

Which leads to war, famine and the extinction of humans....





I wish AARR was more careful about he wished for

[AARR]

I wish AARR was more careful about he wished for

Granted, I wish for a return of women and...

a return of chaos

I wish God had been more careful when he created women