Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

That sign pretty much sums it up

I wish I managed Michael's zoo

Granted. And it is every bit as glamorous as you envisioned.





I wish to see AARR's man cave

[AARR]

I wish to see AARR's man cave

Granted, but you'll also revoke my man card


I wish to see Michael's man cave.

[Michael]

Ah yes.....compromise. I know it well

I wish to see Michael's man cave.

Granted. But it is just a man living in a cave and not a very big one





I wish to live in a van down by the river........and the tracks

[AARR]

I wish to live in a van down by the river........and the tracks

Granted, but you're career isn't going as planned


I wish to attend Michael's motivational presentation

[Michael]

I wish to attend Michael's motivational presentation

Granted. But you quickly realize why he is out of work and leave demotivated





I wish for less clichés

[AARR]

Sort of looks like the congregation during the homily

I wish to attend Michael's motivational presentation. Granted. But you quickly realize why he is out of work and leave demotivated

I wish for less clichés

Granted, now they are questions


I wish for funnier memes

[Michael]

I wish for funnier memes

Granted. But it gets deleted





I wish truth still mattered

[AARR]

I wish truth still mattered

Granted, so how do those French fries taste


I wish for a low calorie French fry

[Michael]

I wish for a low calorie French fry

Granted. But the process is even more disturbing

enjoy your soy fries



I wish I could say what I really think

[AARR]

I wish I could say what I really think

Granted, but you are not prepared for the repercussions


I wish to say what I really think

[Michael]

I wish to say what I really think

Granted. But it is the last we ever see of you again






I wish a magic wand

[AARR]

I wish a magic wand

Granted, and that's the last thing you hear your doctor say before you go under


I wish for complete silence

[Michael]

I wish for complete silence

Granted.






I wish it was always summer

[AARR]

I wish it was always summer

Granted


I wish it was always Fall

[Michael]

I wish it was always Fall

Granted. But it's Fall in Michigan





I wish I wasn't so incredibly handsome

[AARR]

I wish I wasn't so incredibly handsome

Granted, but you're still a magnet for the ladies


I wish for diplomacy

[Michael]

I wish for diplomacy

Granted. But it is seen as weakness






I wish to jump ship

[AARR]

I wish to jump ship

Granted, but you don't look before you leap


I wish to go at it alone

[Michael]

I wish to go at it alone

Granted.

Oddly enough you are not lonely





I wish I had good posture

[AARR]

I wish I had good posture

Granted, but you have a silly walk


I wish to walk the walk