Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon May 14, 2018 12:44 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to see Michael and his kids dancing themselves to sleep :lol:


Granted,
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But it puts you to sleeep




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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue May 15, 2018 7:01 am

Michael wrote:I wish it was Saturday in July

Granted, but it's in Michigan so you know what happens in July...
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I wish Michael would have come to Durand
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue May 15, 2018 7:01 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael would have come to Durand



Granted. But he comes drunk and belligerent and promptly passes out
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He actually only had one beer :lol:



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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed May 16, 2018 7:35 am

You and pat C would fit right in
Michael wrote:I wish Michael would have come to Durand. Granted. But he comes drunk and belligerent and promptly passes out. He actually only had one beer :lol:

I wish to meet AARR

Granted, and we both act like our kids :lol:
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Our wives do not approve :lol:

I wish to do something meaningful
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed May 16, 2018 1:44 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to do something meaningful



Granted. Very meaningful.......but irrelevant
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I wish to be called Sir Michael
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu May 17, 2018 7:42 am

And that's why I'm Most Irrelevant :mrgreen:
Michael wrote:I wish to do something meaningful. Granted. Very meaningful.......but irrelevant

I wish to be called Sir Michael

Granted, but you have to dress like this and come to Durand :lol:
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I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri May 18, 2018 10:37 am

AARR wrote:I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael



But you get there and realize that you are the only one who dressed funny
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It doesn't bother you though :lol:




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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri May 18, 2018 12:45 pm

You are correct, it wouldn't :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael. But you get there and realize that you are the only one who dressed funny. It doesn't bother you though :lol:

I wish I could still eat like I did when I was a teenager

Granted, but your parents put you back in your cage until you're 21.
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You probably wish you could do this to your teenagers :lol:

I wish people laughed with me instead of at me
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri May 18, 2018 4:08 pm

Actually I love my teenagers :D

AARR wrote:I wish people laughed with me instead of at me



Granted. But we don't have a clue what we are laughing at
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat May 19, 2018 9:18 am

Michael wrote:I wish to build an awesome tree house

Granted, but you had to act immature to earn the money
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But you're ok with that :lol:

I wish to live in a tiny house
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun May 20, 2018 9:10 am

You got my number 8)

AARR wrote:I wish to live in a tiny house



Granted. Very tiny....more of an out house really....but the view is nice
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It's still bigger than my house :lol:



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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun May 20, 2018 11:09 am

:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to live in a tiny house. Granted. Very tiny....more of an out house really....but the view is nice. It's still bigger than my house :lol:

I wish to be known as Dr Michael

Granted, but Mrs. Michael still won't dress as a nurse.
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I wish to get to the heart of the matter
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon May 21, 2018 7:40 am

:lol:

AARR wrote:I wish to get to the heart of the matter



Granted but only after weeks of watching Lifetime TV and getting in touch with your feelings on Oprah
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I wish to fish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon May 21, 2018 8:06 am

Just shoot me :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to get to the heart of the matter. Granted but only after weeks of watching Lifetime TV and getting in touch with your feelings on Oprah

I wish to fish

Granted, but I come along and it doesn't end well :lol:
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But we have memories

I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon May 21, 2018 9:59 am

AARR wrote:I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat



Granted. But he does not heed your warning
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I wish I was in Dixie
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue May 22, 2018 7:32 am

And to think JAWS was high-technology when it came out
Michael wrote:I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat. Granted. But he does not heed your warning.

I wish I was in Dixie

Granted, but your youngest child asks,
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I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue May 22, 2018 9:16 am

AARR wrote:I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie



Granted. JAWS 19
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But it scares you to death



I wish to learn something new everyday
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed May 23, 2018 7:40 am

I've survived 32 years of marriage to Mrs. AARR, nothing scares me anymore :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie. Granted. JAWS 19. But it scares you to death.

I wish to learn something new everyday

Granted, but you forget something old everyday too
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I wish for wisdom
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed May 23, 2018 5:13 pm

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AARR wrote:I wish for wisdom



Granted.......Wisdom teeth
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I wish it was happy hour
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu May 24, 2018 7:44 am

Darn, I'm really dumb because I don't have those either :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for wisdom. Granted.......Wisdom teeth

I wish it was happy hour

Granted, but while you are having yours your kids are having theirs :lol:
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I wish for an extended happy hour
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