Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to aim high

Granted. But Mrs AARR wishes you would aim straight!






I wish I was super cool

[AARR]

True that

I wish to aim high. Granted. But Mrs AARR wishes you would aim straight!

I wish I was super cool

Granted, but Corrupt a Wish genie takes you literally


I wish for nice shoes

[Michael]

I wish for nice shoes

Granted. They are nice

But uncomfortable and the guys at work give you hard time



I wish to see real beauty

[AARR]

Pope Francis approves

I wish for nice shoes. Granted. They are nice But uncomfortable and the guys at work give you hard time

I wish to see real beauty

Granted, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and somewhere a mother is proud of him/her


I wish for dancing shoes

[Michael]

I wish for dancing shoes

Granted. But you still can't dance bless your heart





I wish to be the head honcho

[AARR]

He's got groove

]I wish for dancing shoes. Granted. But you still can't dance bless your heart

I wish to be the head honcho

Granted, but you are now the mom

I wish for a good day at the Road Rally

[Michael]

Being a mom wouldn't be so bad. I get to blame everything on someone else and stare at myself naked all day

I wish for a good day at the Road Rally

Me too but the Corrupt a Wish Genie has other plans for you.
First you get lost, cold and dehydrated only to later be arrested for trespassing

But hey, you actually have a good time



I wish to send in the A-Team to save AARR

[AARR]

I wish to send in the A-Team to save AARR

Granted, but they discover AARR is irrelevant and leave me to be someone's girlfriend

I still wish I knew how to post pictures from Windows 10

[Michael]

I still wish I knew how to post pictures from Windows 10

Granted but as soon as you learn there is a new update







I wish to feel rested in the morning

[AARR]

I wish to feel rested in the morning

Granted, but so do your 10 kids
(picture of 10 kids jumping on bed...if I could figure out how to post pictures in Windows 10 )

I wish to discover a new dinosaur

[Michael]

I wish to discover a new dinosaur

Granted. Although it is your last discovery





I wish to be more grateful

[AARR]

Love the Jurassic Park movies

I wish to discover a new dinosaur. Granted. Although it is your last discovery

I wish to be more grateful

Granted, now this is something you could b grateful for


I wish my marriage was like the above meme

[Michael]

I wish my marriage was like the above meme

Granted. It is somewhat like that






I wish to be a speed reader

[AARR]

I wish to be a speed reader

Granted, but you comprehend 1% of what you read

I read slow and only comprehend 1%

I wish for a vacation

[Michael]

I wish for a vacation

Granted. But it is a family vacation





I wish to know if AARR sleeps or not

[AARR]

I wish to know if AARR sleeps or not

Granted, and while your technique to gain my sleep pattern knowledge is not Gay it is, however, awkward


I wish Michael does not hog the covers

[Michael]

Who is spooning who?

I wish Michael does not hog the covers

Granted. But he does snore!



I wish for disco to make a comeback

[AARR]

I wish for disco to make a comeback

Granted, and we go clubbing to celebrate (Michael, Z and AARR)


I wish Mrs AARR goes disco dancing with me

[Michael]

Ok but I'm the dude in the middle

I wish Mrs AARR goes disco dancing with me

Granted......but she leaves with Z




I wish for no duplicity

[AARR]

I wish for no duplicity

Granted, you have triplets


I wish for fingernails like Velociraptor claws