Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:20 am

My purpose in life is to make everyone else look relevant :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to be charismatic. Granted. Very Charismatic! But you are still Irrelevant

I wish to go on one of AARR's morning jogs

Granted, but the wild animals are out when it's dark and it turns into a sprint for our lives
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I wish for a delay
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:26 pm

Sounds fun! :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for a delay



Granted. Your flight is delayed by a week!
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I wish to shout from the rooftop
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:42 am

My sons flight was delayed by 24 hours and then there was another 24 hour layover for a total of 48 hour delay :shock:
Michael wrote:I wish for a delay. Granted. Your flight is delayed by a week!

I wish to shout from the rooftop

Granted, but afterwards your man side gets the better of you proving once again why...
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I wish to jump from the roof top :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:50 pm

:shock:

AARR wrote:I wish to jump from the roof top :lol:



Granted.
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I wish to live to see my youngest married
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:36 am

Michael wrote:I wish to live to see my youngest married

Granted, they go with the redneck theme.
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I wish to work for NASA
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:28 am

We prefer the term Appalachian American :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish to work for NASA




Granted. You finally get the gig with the North American Sanitation Administration. Janitors Without Borders Division :D
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I wish for something amazing
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:02 am

Coincidentally I have over 30 years in the janitorial business :D
Michael wrote:I wish to work for NASA. Granted. You finally get the gig with the North American Sanitation Administration. Janitors Without Borders Division :D

I wish for something amazing

Granted, you get a great picture inside a crocodiles mouth
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I wish to join the air force
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:20 pm

I know. I thought you might appreciate the NASA guy's comment :)

AARR wrote:I wish to join the air force




Granted. But it's the Canada's Air Force eh? :lol:
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I wish to go Internet free for a week
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:56 am

Ok by me, Eh :D
Michael wrote:I wish to join the air force. Granted. But it's the Canada's Air Force eh? :lol:

I wish to go Internet free for a week

Granted, but you miss the alert that you are on the FBI's number one most wanted criminal for being conservative :lol:
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I wish to visit Michael in jail
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:52 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to visit Michael in jail



Granted. And he appreciates the gesture but you get arrested as well.
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Guilty by association :shock:




I wish that AARR and Michael start a jail house ministry
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:27 am

Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and Michael start a jail house ministry

Granted, but you start saying things that scare me
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I wish for less politics
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:37 am

AARR wrote:
I wish for less politics



Granted. But now there is more religion.......Secular Humanism that is :(
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I wish for more whistleblowers
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:51 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for more whistleblowers

Granted, but they will make you want to quit
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I wish for more humor
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:24 am

AARR wrote:I wish for more humor





Granted........But it is NPR humor and not very funny
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I wish to work for ACME
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:15 am

Michael wrote:I wish to work for ACME

Granted, you design handle bars for this rocket but we don't know why :lol:
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I wish to catch the Road Runner
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:58 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to catch the Road Runner



Granted. But all you catch is bird flu
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I wish for something good to eat
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:41 am

Michael wrote:I wish for something good to eat

Granted, but you only get a bite because your kids want some too
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I wish for a truce
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:50 am

Some of those are spot on :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for a truce



Granted. It's beautiful
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But it only lasts a day :(




I wish to be an American Picker
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:35 am

Michael wrote:I wish to be an American Picker

Granted, but you do it wrong
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I wish Michael watches Fr. Tony Ricard
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:39 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael watches Fr. Tony Ricard



Granted. But as usual he gets so wrapped up in it that he neglects railroadfan.com for months.....
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Perhaps this isn't really a wish corruption :lol:





I wish to get back in shape
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