Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:17 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to do some fossil hunting with AARR

Granted, but you get irritated with my juvenile pranks
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I wish we find something cool while fossil hunting
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:40 am

AARR wrote:I wish we find something cool while fossil hunting




Granted. We find a 10,000 year old MastoDON right here in Plymouth! :D
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But Michael get full credit for the find along with the Ann Arbor Railroad. :lol: Don however get's nothing :cry:



I wish it was Friday
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:47 am

But you still have a dirty tooth brush :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish we find something cool while fossil hunting. Granted. We find a 10,000 year old MastoDON right here in Plymouth! :D But Michael get full credit for the find along with the Ann Arbor Railroad. :lol: Don however get's nothing :cry:

I wish it was Friday

Granted, but you have to work Saturday and Sunday because you're not rich yet. :lol:
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I wish for a clean tooth brush
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:33 am

AARR wrote:I wish for a clean tooth brush



Granted.
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But you have no teeth
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I wish Santa Claus was real
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:54 am

Michael wrote:I wish Santa Claus was real

Granted, but you're on the naughty list :shock:
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But Mrs. Michael likes you that way 8)

I wish for chocolate cookies
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:11 am

Good one :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for chocolate cookies



Granted. But you have to share with the cookie monster.......
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and he does not share




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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:15 pm

:lol: I like the muppets
Michael wrote:I wish for chocolate cookies. Granted. But you have to share with the cookie monster.......and he does not share

I wish I had a Delorean time machine

Granted, but it's recalled while you're stuck in the Jurassic period
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Which also grants your jogging wish :lol:


I wish for a cool avatar like Michael's 8)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:05 am

AARR wrote:I wish for a cool avatar like Michael's 8)


Granted. You choose Gabriel The Archangel
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and PSG comes out of retirement and chooses Raphael the other Archangel!
But then we all decide to become monks and spend our days praying, smoking and railfanning by the tracks :lol:
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I wish to grow a beard
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:16 am

The three Amigo's :lol:
Michael wrote:Granted. You choose Gabriel The Archangel and PSG comes out of retirement and chooses Raphael the other Archangel! But then we all decide to become monks and spend our days praying, smoking and railfanning by the tracks :lol:

I wish to grow a beard

Granted, but all your sandwiches taste the same now
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I wish everyone would respect my authoritah
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:05 am

AARR wrote:I wish everyone would respect my authoritah



Granted. Respect
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But you are still considered irrelevant





I wish for a whole new wardrobe
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:31 am

:lol:
Michael wrote:Granted. Respect But you are still considered irrelevant

I wish for a whole new wardrobe

Granted, ~Z~ and I decide to join you
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I wish for another 30 minutes of sleep
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:42 pm

Classic :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for another 30 minutes of sleep




Granted. But you miss out on some action with Mrs AARR
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I wish for 30 minutes less sleep :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:10 am

Funny, that's how Mrs AARR looks after we get some action :lol: :oops:
Michael wrote:
AARR wrote:I wish for another 30 minutes of sleep

Granted. But you miss out on some action with Mrs AARR
I wish for 30 minutes less sleep :lol:

Granted, but it's not the kind of action you wished for :lol:
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I wish to appear in a Al Yankovic video
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:34 am

You're on a roll AARR

AARR wrote:I wish to appear in a Al Yankovic video



Granted. But it is just some crazy old Russian guy named Al Yankovic
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And you are his backup dancer




I wish for simplicity
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:47 am

AARR wrote:I wish for simplicity

Granted, but the simplest answers are usually wrong
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But they are usually the funniest too :lol:

I wish to jump on the band wagon
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:02 am

AARR wrote:I wish to jump on the band wagon



Granted. Plenty of room :lol:
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I wish for a sneak preview
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:46 am

Michael wrote:I wish for a sneak preview

Granted, it's how politicians redefine cheating
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I wish to avoid detection
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:36 am

AARR wrote:I wish to avoid detection



Granted. You avoid detection....
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But you can't avoid work



I wish to join the Marines
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:52 am

Michael wrote:I wish to join the Marines

Granted, you're placed the squirrels
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Although you were hoping for this
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:lol:

I wish to fly an F15 Eagle
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:05 am

What country do you suppose that is? :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish to fly an F15 Eagle


Granted.
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And you puke everywhere :oops:





I wish I had stuck with my first wish
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