Corrupt a Wish

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Saturnalia wrote:I wish my pillow knew how I want my head supported, and what temperature to be, for perfect sleep.
Granted, but the rest of your body is lying on a fire ant hill
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I wish for truth in advertising
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AARR wrote:I wish for truth in advertising

Granted. But truth is redefined
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I wish everyone at RRFAN.COM a good day!
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Michael wrote:I wish everyone at RRFAN.COM a good day!
Granted, but the nights not so good when there's a zombie apocalypse
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(Insert political joke of choice here :lol: )

I wish for a little more free time
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AARR wrote:I wish for a little more free time

Granted. But it is very little. You manage to make every traffic light on the way home from work getting you home almost 3 minutes early!!!!!!!
Enjoying those 3 minutes reading this reading this corrupt a wish :D


I wish to relive the '1980's
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Michael wrote:I wish to relive the '1980's
Granted. We begin bombing in 5 minutes.

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I wish we could have Reagan back. Or Lincoln. Hell give us Carter. Anybody but hilLIARy or Trump.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish we could have Reagan back. Or Lincoln. Hell give us Carter. Anybody but hilLIARy or Trump.
Granted, Z is elected and by executive order declares Tuesday is Tippy Cow day.


I wish for a handyman (or woman) to do my chores.
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AARR wrote:I wish for a handyman (or woman) to do my chores.

Granted. But Mrs AARR starts breaking stuff around the house just to get the handyman to come fix things :shock:
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I wish to read minds....besides my own :D
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Michael wrote:I wish to read minds....besides my own :D
Granted, but you don't often like what you hear!

I wish for a lollipop
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish for a lollipop
Granted, you get it during hazing night :lol:
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I wish to not hear Saturn scream when the lollipops are pulled off him :lol:
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AARR wrote:I wish to not hear Saturn scream when the lollipops are pulled off him :lol:

Granted. Instead you hear the screams of Michael as he has to look at your photo posted above :shock:
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I wish for a long walk
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Michael wrote:I wish for a long walk
Granted, but then those bears show up and it turn into a sprint...
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I wish for less filling and great taste
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AARR wrote:I wish for less filling and great taste

Granted.
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I wish for another walk :lol:
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Michael wrote:I wish for another walk :lol:
Granted, but you get the instructions confused...
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I wish to know all and see all
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AARR wrote:I wish to know all and see all

Granted. But people are not happy to see you
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I wish for confidence
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Michael wrote:I wish for confidence
Granted, "Though I walk through the valley of darkness..."
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I wish for numbness
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AARR wrote:I wish for numbness
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I wish for dessert
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Michael wrote:I wish for dessert
Granted, but remember...
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I wish I was technologically smart
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AARR wrote:I wish I was technologically smart
Granted. You are a cyborg
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I wish the future wasn't looking more and more like every bad science fiction movie ever
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Michael wrote:I wish the future wasn't looking more and more like every bad science fiction movie ever
Granted, instead it's looking more like the movie Ideocracy where in the land of the low information people the smartest person is still a dummy.


I wish to see the plan?
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AARR wrote:I wish to see the plan?

Granted......Mein Kampf or in English, My Plan :shock:
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I wish to meet real heros
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