Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish bacon and other fried foods were healthy for you.

Granted, you are transformed into

and can eat whatever you want without harm. But the Where's Joch's thread takes on a whole new significance (like looking for bigfoot)


I wish I understood legalize

[Michael]

Granted. 8 years of law school and $400,000 later you are fluent in legalese.



I wish to be a very well paid consulatant

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but your advise fly like a lead balloon












I wish AARR, Michael, TW, SW and yours truly would start a business togeather

[Michael]

Granted. They start a burger joint called

This is you guys all happy

But then one day this guy come into your place to eat

Next thing you know you are shut down by a shadow government figure

The good news is that you guys have a following



I wish to recover from that

[AARR]

I wish to recover from that

Granted, you play with your kids

Let the backyard games begin


I wish to railfan GLC for a day

[Michael]

Granted. But the Jack Bauer of railroad police is up in your grill the entire time.




I wish for an exciting change

[AARR]

I wish for an exciting change

Granted, you transform into leopard man!




After seeing leopard man, I wish to continue my same boring humdrum life

[Michael]

Granted. But the Leopard man moves in next door and he like to show off if you know what I mean



I wish for a distraction

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but if this is not
distracting enother I dont oknow what is










I wish Capt Obvious knew that Sky diving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime thrill

[AARR]

I wish Capt Obvious knew that Sky diving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime thrill

Granted, but not until after Captain Obvious hits...I mean lands on the ground


I wish for a return of Mystery Science Theater 3000

[Michael]

Granted. But it now stars the cast from the VIEW........aren't you glad I didn't post the photo?



I wish I could make the Would You Rather questions a real possibility

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but the IRS will still due 10 year audit on your taxes












I wish Capt. Obvious was around

[AARR]

I wish Capt. Obvious was around

Granted, but while Captain Obvious is around pointing out the obvious you are at work and he is oblivious to your predicament...

You're in for another long day


I wish to get my money for nothing and m chicks for free

[Michael]

Granted. You turn into Bill Clinton





I wish to hear a great joke

[AARR]

I wish to hear a great joke

Granted, but you are forbidden to repeat it under penalty of being banhammered from RRFan.com



I wish to do something that goes viral and gets 10 million "Likes"

[Michael]

Granted, Your "Man Getting Hit by Football" video gets 100 million hits

Unfortunately it is you getting hit in the groin




I wish for another Star Wars movie

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted (I believe this is funnier than The A.Team starring Peter Griffin)











I wish for people would just grow up

[AARR]

I wish for people would just grow up

Granted,

He grew up...just don't make him mad


I wish for a 2nd chance

[Michael]

Granted. But you squander it watching a 48 hour A-Team marathon with PSG, SW, TW & Michael



I wish AARR would get a third chance

[AARR]

Granted. But you squander it watching a 48 hour A-Team marathon with PSG, SW, TW & Michael

I wish AARR would get a third chance

Watching the A-Team with my buds is a wish granted

Granted, but on my 3rd chance I swing and miss



I wish to watch all 300 episodes of RedGreen with PSG, SW, TW & Michael