Corrupt a Wish

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted you started to eat Mrs Michael's Chocolate Cheesecake then found out it was for bridge club.
Then had to finish it up quick before she came home. but it was too late she caught ya










I wish I had ate those 3 chocolate chip cookies for lunch

[Michael]

Granted. But you later regret it






I wish I could get paid to travel across the country checking out things of interest.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you see it from the back seat of this Taxi and you spent all the money they gave you on a car air freshener











I wish my new locomotive run great at the club Thrusday night

[Jochs]

I wish my new locomotive run great at the club Thrusday night

(Looks like you should wish for better typing skills. )

Granted, it runs so well that it mysteriously vanishes.


I wish I had a nice pile of $100 bills.

[Michael]

Granted.

But you still lose the game of Monopoly



I wish I could get rid of this heartburn

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted cause you dropped the worlds biggest on your foot now for the next 6 weeks you have to walk around in this but you forgot all about your heartburn.










I wish my spelling would return

[Jochs]

Granted, but your math skills leave.


I wish I had magic powers.

[AARR]

Granted, but you have to dress like a dweeb


Except this guy who thinks you are cool



I wish my legs were not sore

[Michael]

Granted. Your legs are fine "but" your "butt" is awfully sore from riding the rails



I wish I could have gone to the air show at Willow Run

[AARR]

Granted, and you became famous

when one of the planes crash and miraciously misses everyone...except you (don't you hate when that happens)


I wish my marriage had another option besides "till death do you part"

[Jochs]

Granted, your legs disappear and no longer cause you any pain.


I wish I could see better without glasses.

[AARR]

Granted, now you have a clear view of your house. You thought it was this


But now that you can see better it is really this



I wish there was an alternative to the marriage vow of "till death do your part"

[Michael]

Granted. There is a new amendment that states "Till debt do us part"

Mrs AARR goes on a shopping spree that would make Michelle Obama blush.
Your so in debt now your only option is a government bailout or go your own separate ways......



I wish AARR and Mrs AARR would get back together

[Jochs]

Granted, but they need a government bailout, so the government taxes everyone else heavily to pay for it.
The symbol for America is changed from an eagle spreading its wings to this:


I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes.

[AARR]

Granted, but you went back a little too far and you have a whole set of other problems to solve


You find out the hard way that running serpatine from T-Rex does not work (scroll to 1:40)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U_IRXhodds&NR=1&feature=fvwp


I wish to dance like no one is watching

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but the Saturday night fever outfit you wear make you stick out like a sore thumb even in a dark dance hall.








I wish never to go out in public dressed like that.

[Michael]

Granted. But unfortunately you never go out in public ever again



I wish to know if the mermaid stories are real

[AARR]

Granted, and you wake up kissing this beauty

Looks like you will be in a threesome


I wish to be more confident

[Michael]

Granted. You are very confident that you are getting your butt kicked



I wish AARR had not told these guys to keep off the tracks

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted cause he told this group to keep the noise down at the local coffeehouse and he got his butt kicked even worse.





I wish for no more tummy ache