Corrupt a Wish

[Railnut]

Granted..your a great white shark who is being hunted..good luck!!

I wish much luck for Don the shark..

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, how do you like to be seasoned?

I wish Don would eat Charles and Dave

[SW]

Granted. TrainWatcher has this bizarre habit of baking cookies and naming them. He sends Don 2 cookies named Charles and Dave and Don eats them.

I wish TrainWatcher would quit making lame wishes.

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted. James gets temporarily banned for lame corruptions and equally lame wishes.

I wish I had some idea as to what I'm getting into at work in a couple weeks.

[AARR]

Granted, you have some ideas but there all wrong. Your employer has decided to build a model railroad and wants you to head up the project. Sounds good, right? Wrong, you'll be in a confined place with three burly men who don't believe in modern hygiene

I wish I could make sense of Godzilla movies. Is he good or bad? How did a male Godzilla lay an egg? If you're flying a jet at a 300' tall dinosaur and you have missles why would you fly close enough for him to smash you with his hand or tail? Questions and more questions

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but after you figured out that the only reason Godzilla movies was around alot back in the late 50s to early 70s was to keep the Japanese Toy Companies in business until they surpassed everyone else in the world in toy making and electronics. Then you sat down and asked yourself "Why did I waste my time watching those dumb movies when I was a kid.

I wish I had not watched those dumb movies either when I was a kid

[SW]

Granted, but then you wouldn't have your secret Godzilla action figure collection that even your wife doesn't know about, and you wouldn't be able to unleash them on your club's layout.

I wish I wouldn't have watched Sir Graves Ghastly as a kid. Still have nightmares.

[Railnut]

Granted..now you have strange dreams about Captain Kangaroo being your dad....

I wish the "unpoliticaly corrected" Loony toons were still aired...

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted. Ya know, I don't think this one deserves a corruption either.

I wish I really could build a model railroad at work. (I'm apparently heading up the Christmas set in the store this year )

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, its all wooden Thomas sets.

I wish Steve recognized by corrupt a wish brilliance!

[Railnut]

I wish Steve recognized by corrupt a wish brilliance!

Granted..if I knew what you were trying to say.

I wish for James to take typing lessons

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, I type my autobiography and hit you over the head with it.

I wish I understood why I did that.

[SW]

I wish Steve recognized by corrupt a wish brilliance!

Another one for the decoder book...Bill, can you figure out what he's saying?

I wish for James to take typing lessons

Granted, but now he types nonsense as well as speaks it.

I wish I had more solutions than problems.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

I wish I wouldn't have watched Sir Graves Ghastly as a kid. Still have nightmares

Sir Graves was alright for a Saturday afternoon horror movie host
But if anyone is old enough to remember back in the mid 70s the ultimate late night B horror movie host
in Southeast Michigan and Northwest Ohio had to been The Ghoul he was king.
just check out this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5YOC-Gf8vQ

I wish I had more solutions than problems

Granted but everytime you solve a problem it comes back at bite you in the behind
I wish for The Ghoul to come back to T.V.

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, it's on at 3am Saturday morning, on channel 34.23, but you need a digital television and have to live within three miles of the transmitter to see it. Unfortunately, the transmitter is in Nova Scotia.

I wish I had the time to stay up to see Megadeath on Jimmy Kimmel's show tonight.

[ns8401]

Granted.... [sadly the response is NSFW]

I wish I knew what my response would have been....

[AARR]

Granted, it would have been that Jimmy Kimmel and Megadeath do not reflect Charle's Christian values and he's better off not watching it. You then want to encourage him to read his bible, say his prayers, and listen to a good Christian singer. You now have inner peace and do not require dirty jokes and loud music for entertainment. BTW - what time is JK's show on again with Megadeath?

I wish more people could appreciate Godzilla movies and their reflective image of our culture and the symbolism of where human kind is heading.

[SW]

Granted. UofM starts a new post-grad program called Godzilla and Culture. Don, sick of not having time to railfan on his business trips and looking for a career change, is the first to sign up and becomes the first certified Godzillalogist and travels all over the place giving lectures about the parallels between Godzilla and big government. He is mobbed wherever he goes.

I wish I could go to Elkhart this weekend.

[ns8401]

Granted Sadly in a boxcar loaded with chitlits that's locked from the outside so while you DO go to Elkhart you NEVER EVER EVER see it...

I wish I was the one to send SW away on his wonderful trip to elkhart...

Don- JK is 1205am Eastern time Monday-Friday

[Railnut]

Granted..buit you have to take him as you are now his handler..should be a fun trip....

I wish for rain..farmers need it....