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Would you rather have to sing "I Like Big Butts" every time you meet someone new, or perform a three minute "Pop and Lock" dance routine? I don't like big butts and I cannot lie so POP & LOCK it is. The beauty of it is that they will walk away after 30 seconds so I don't even have to meet them. Wou...

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Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:31 am

I wish to peel a banana flawlessly

Granted. But in the hours it takes you to do so, the banana is now rotten



I wish for the other shoe to drop

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Would you rather have horror films play on loop every time you shut your eyes, or have 'The Macarena' stuck in your head whenever you’re awake? Both would drive me insane. I think the Macarena would be a shorter driver. Would you rather your children both have quadruplets simultaneously or never ha...

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Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:43 pm

I wish to hit the game winning pickleball shot

Granted. But we have to hear about it for weeks!




I wish to chance my username from Michael to DB Cooper

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Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:33 pm

I wish to know if Big Brother can watch me when I am biking?

Granted. OF COURSE!

But they stopped years ago


I wish for a miracle

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Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:35 pm

Would you rather clog the toilet on your first day of work or on a first date?

Work


Would you rather investigate the Loch Ness Monster or Champ, the American counterpart hoax in Lake Champlain?

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Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:50 am

Would you rather be missing a finger made or a toe?

Toe, preferably a pinky toe.


Would you rather Michael typed replies tHat lOoKs lIkE tHiS or ALL IN CAPS?

myth

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Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:47 am

I wish to rock like a hurricane.

Granted. The hurricane is even named after you!

But only because you are the only casualty



I wish to know why there are still 5 day business holds on checks

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Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:28 pm

I wish honey did not stick to my fingers

Granted. Everywhere BUT your fingers




I wish to get back into the swing of things

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Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:30 pm

Would you rather accidentally send a sexy text to a relative or to your boss?

Boss I think. Although I really am not sure who that is.




Would you rather accidentally send a sexy text to a relative or to your boss?

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